The Most Random Writing Ever

I posted a Facebook status a few months ago asking for writing ideas and my friend, Trent, decided to comment random things on the status for me to comment on. As a result, all of my comments were complied to make the most random writing ever! Enjoy!

Spongebob lives in a pineapple under the sea. A horseshoe is an object, normally made of metal, that is designed to protect a horse’s hoof from wear and tear. Peter Griffin uses hand grenades in an episode of Family Guy to help him think about how to get rich. Jumping jacks are a great way to warm up before exercising. Relationships are so complex, not even a “relationships expert” can begin to explain them. Happiness is something every person should experience in their lifetime, and they should take full advantage of it. At least one glass of water should be drank every day. Ideally, one should drink 6-8 glasses of water to stay hydrated. One could spend a long time trying to figure out what to do with a three centimeter long piece of string. Verna Hopkins Wommack is the coolest person alive; words just cannot describe it. An aglet is a small plastic or metal sheath that is great for keeping the fibers of the lace or cord from unraveling on a shoelace, cord, or drawstring. A shoe is something required by most places to enter the establishment. An establishment is a place where people can go to shop, relax, eat etc. My friends are sexy ‘nough said. Participating in several activities is a good idea to help highschoolers with their futures. Activities are a great way for people to get involved in things they love to do. Love, like relationships, is so complex that not even an “expert” on love can begin to describe it. To describe something is to tell how it correlates to each of the five senses. A correlation is the mutual relation between to or more things. Or is used to connect words, phrases and even clauses representing alternatives. A clause is usually the end of a contract, will or treaty, and is usually the binding part of the legal document. Being an agnostic theist and a Democrat, I am the exact opposite of what most Kansans are labeled as. Michael Raehpour is a beautiful man, and is the trumpet god. When something is legal, it is not punishable by law. A law is any written or positive rule or collection of rules prescribed under the authority of the state or nation. If something is written, it is expressed in writing. To express is to show, manifest, or reveal. To show is to cause or allow to be seen. When one allows something, they give permission to or for something to happen. For something to happen, it takes place, comes to pass or occurs. Passing is moving past something or moving by something. Something is literally some thing. A thing is a material object without life or consciousness. Santa Claus is a jolly old elf who gives presents to children all over the world on Christmas Eve.